Sorry For The Delay!

Hello bog viewers! Oh, I seem to have said bog by accident. Unless you are someone that stares at toilets, then I am sorry if I offended you. Anyway, how is everyone? Haven't posted on here for nearly two whole months! I guess I have found better things to entertain myself with. Yeah, I've been grooming the horses at the local horse farm, clearing up the donkey mess at a nearby farm and just helping out with the community. LOOOL, of course I didn't. I must have confused myself with a geek. Ah well, hope everyone is well. Guess what? Does anyone know what's happening in two days (or two sleeps however you want to put it)? It's Christmas! Woopa woopa woopie woo! I'm so excited! I'm wearing my santa hat at this very moment while I type. Anyway, I shall post again tomorrow, which is christmas eve! Unless santa invites me to help with delivering the presents, wink wink, nudge nudge!
Bub-bye people who have nothing better to do than read my blog! xoxoxoxoxox

Afternoon

Oh, turns out they have big horns.

Good afternoon blog readers. Hope you are all okay. I had a good time in town with Gertie. We went to a cafe and I had a coke and a doughnut and Gertie had a mixed tango ice blast and a doughnut. I really enjoyed it. It was so good, we had six pieces of wonga to spend and we spend 5.35 pieces! Been to asda to get Gertie some chips -piggy. I joke, I joke. Anyway, I'm so incredibly sorry that I didn't post any pictures of my lunch, I wolfed it down like a bull that hadn't eaten in days. Bulls, I like bulls. Are they just like cows with rings round their noses? I have no idea. Did you know that bulls are colour blind? I didn't, well I do now. I just looked it up on some random website I found. I'll get a picture so that we can all share the fun. Isn't life so much fun? You get to learn so much about stuff just by reading this blog. Did everyone know that at the very second I'm writing this there is 57 days, 10 hours, 19 minutes and 34 seconds until christmas! Woah, that really is going to be something to look forward to. I love christmas, remember that other post I sent out about santa? That had a picture, if you're ever sad, all you have to do is look at santa. His beard, hat and his obesity is so magical. Actually, isn't he like a really bad role model for young kids? Leaving him out loads of crappy foods like mince pies, and sugary stuff. Santa could be the cause of child obesity! I think my blog has made a new discovery, this is overwhelming. I need to contact someone. I'll post again later, Bub-Bye, xxxx

It's Morning Time

Morning! Hope everyone had a good nights sleep. I sure did. I woke up around 20 minutes ago and I think I got about 8 and a half hours sleep. Not too bad I don't think. Popping off to town with Gertie today, can't spend any of my money but I we are going christmas window shopping! Should be a blast. I'm not sure if Gertie has any money to spend actually. We're getting the bus into town. Oft, I've never been so hungry. Actually, I think I have been hungrier. One time we went to some rubbish museum thing and I was hungry, hungry is an understatement. Anyway, I'm off to have breakfast now, sorry there won't be any pictures of it, but I'll probably put on some pictures of my lunch on. Bub-Bye, xxxx

Hola Amigos

Hello people of the world, the earth, the kingdom - whatever you want to call it. Hope everyones day has been special. Just got it from a long day of walking around and going to parks. Been to Mcdonalds too. I accidently forgot I was going there though and I had my lunch before (as you can see from the picture below). Aren't I just the silliest sausage you know? I bet I am. Gonna have dinner soon, I think we're having Bolognese. The car absolutely stank of onions though, good job I was only in it for 2 minutes otherwise I could have got onion poisoning. Wouldn't want that know, would we.

By the way, Gertie? I'd like to say I'm very sorry for whatever I did that made you upset with me, and I really honestly am not cross with you. Anyway, by the time you read this, we will probably be bud-buds again, fingers crossed. When you read this you are meant to smile, and then come and give me a hug. So, come and give me a hug, and I will know that you have read it. You have to, it's the law. Get it? Okay. Anyway everyone, don't worry about my blog, I'm going to be back later with a picture of my din-dins! Hope you're looking forward to it as much as I am. Bub-Bye, xxxxx

Lunchtime

The morning's almost gone, it's been a busy day, Is your tummy rumbling? If it is it's trying to say, In it's own special way - it's time for lunch! And if you sniff the air you might just catch a clue Of what treats lie in store, what someone's made for you, And it smells good. It's time for lunch! Mashed potato,squashed tomatoes Sausages and beans Cheese on toast, spaghetti hoops Oranges and greens Roly poly, guacamole, hot tamale Poppodoms with spicy prawns and lots of pilau rice Chicken salad, lemonade Apple sauce and fish Ketchup, mustard, ice cream, custard Each a tasty dish It's time for lunch What are you still doing here? If it's hot it might go cold To the table everyone Remembering of course to wash your hands It's time for lunch! Hello, everyone, it's lunchtime! This is my lunch! am having red pepper and Ritz. What are you having? Bub-Bye, xxxx

Gertie

gertiesgroovyblog.blogspot.com - This is a link to my bestfriend Gertie's blog, please go on. Her blog is cool.

Just as I promised, a photo that proves that I got Ritz, Happy Faces and The Great American Chocolate Cookie. They are the tastiest foods ever. Just been to Asda anyway, not just any old asda, no no. Asda Walmart! We also went to Marks and Spencers. We got three pizzas, ham and pineapple, and two cheese and tomatoes. It's for our din dins tonight! The woman behind the counter was such an idiot, she thought that the pizzas were for our lunch! She made me laugh. I went with my bestie Gertie, what kind of a name is that?