Afternoon

Oh, turns out they have big horns.

Good afternoon blog readers. Hope you are all okay. I had a good time in town with Gertie. We went to a cafe and I had a coke and a doughnut and Gertie had a mixed tango ice blast and a doughnut. I really enjoyed it. It was so good, we had six pieces of wonga to spend and we spend 5.35 pieces! Been to asda to get Gertie some chips -piggy. I joke, I joke. Anyway, I'm so incredibly sorry that I didn't post any pictures of my lunch, I wolfed it down like a bull that hadn't eaten in days. Bulls, I like bulls. Are they just like cows with rings round their noses? I have no idea. Did you know that bulls are colour blind? I didn't, well I do now. I just looked it up on some random website I found. I'll get a picture so that we can all share the fun. Isn't life so much fun? You get to learn so much about stuff just by reading this blog. Did everyone know that at the very second I'm writing this there is 57 days, 10 hours, 19 minutes and 34 seconds until christmas! Woah, that really is going to be something to look forward to. I love christmas, remember that other post I sent out about santa? That had a picture, if you're ever sad, all you have to do is look at santa. His beard, hat and his obesity is so magical. Actually, isn't he like a really bad role model for young kids? Leaving him out loads of crappy foods like mince pies, and sugary stuff. Santa could be the cause of child obesity! I think my blog has made a new discovery, this is overwhelming. I need to contact someone. I'll post again later, Bub-Bye, xxxx